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Alyssa, 16. I do things. I make things.Currently reading: Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

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cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 182,975 notes
Tagged as: #Connor 
10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 160,216 notes

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 100,758 notes

howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 49,915 notes
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Tagged as: #literally 

foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 56,122 notes
18 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 61,094 notes
Tagged as: #Surbhi 

skype calls

: what
: what
: huh
: what
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up
: what
18 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 170,554 notes
Tagged as: #Rosie #surbhi 

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

18 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 1,096,884 notes

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 337,680 notes

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 78,878 notes

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 706,396 notes
do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 345,197 notes

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 161,314 notes
Tagged as: #literally 
autisticnaru:

look at these cool goats

autisticnaru:

look at these cool goats

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 1,464 notes
Tagged as: #me